The Daily Jorbin
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Aaron Jorbin’s beard is thick and luxurious. He has no need to fear avian hop-ons, for the beard’s magnificent density precludes such residents.
Once I was at a party with Aaron. There was a baby nearby. The baby stared at Aaron in wonderment for over 15 minutes. Such is his radiance.
Funny enough, I had heard of the legend of Aaron’s bowtie and beard long before I had actually met the man himself. While frolicking in the desert, I managed to catch a glimpse of this mythical beast. Much like finding Nessie, I naturally didn’t have my camera with me. But believe me when I say he exists.
Aaron sets a dashing standard of dandy dress for the developer gentleman. His bow tie leaves the audience in wonderment. In fact, the Aaron Jorbin Bow tie collector cards are exclusively available at the AJ fan store nearest you.
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